Monday, August 17, 2009

Meet Emma Christina

For those of you who don't know, I have a little side business that I run. It is not so much a dating service as it is a match making service. Luckily I have been VERY successful due to the fact that I am a self proclaimed judger of personalities. This far in my career I have set up 9 successful couples, (18 dear friends) and have come close on at least 5 more, with a few in the works as we speak. When I initially set people up I tell them that my fee is a plane ticket to London, or they have to name a child after me, which I know is odd because I am not even that fond of the name Christina! Anyways, I haven't been as strict as I have needed, as you can tell, since I haven't been to London in years. But all my hard work has finally paid off! One of the first couples that I matched up was Justin and Natalie Wheeler, even though this is their 4th daughter, I am glad that someone was serious about my demands, meet Emma Christina Wheeler!

I haven't met her yet but her parents tell me that she possesses 2 traits that us Christina's share: we sleep with our ankles crossed, and we have feisty little attitudes, when we want to! Congrats Justin and Natalie, and thanks for keeping the name Christina alive!

2 comments:

frosty said...

She is beautiful! The next cat I get, I will name Christina. :)

Bernadine said...

Hey Chris, I have someone for you to find a match for. My sister!