Cheap Entertainment

Monday, I found that my view of the neighbors big screen tv across the street was being impeded on account of my houseplants going through a crazy growth spurt. I decided on a win-win situation and gave them all a good hair cut. Now that they are trimmed and looking smart, I can get back entertaining myself with my own lip readings of The Kardashian and cheesy horror movies, which seem to be the only two things my neighbors like watch. Did I mention my Christmas cactus is blooming?